The official spokesman for the campaign to elected Joe Biden to the presidency has issued an alarming announcement in response to President Trump’s refusal to concede following a suspicious surge in Democrat votes flipping Pennsylvania in Biden’s favor.

Andrew Bates, the spokesman in question, had this to say:

“As we said on July 19th, the American people will decide this election. And the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House.”