Well, Amy Coney Barrett has just been sworn in as a Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. But how are liberals going to react to the news that a female has just been given an immense amount of power over the course we set for the next generation? They’re trembling, shaking, crying. They’re bereft! They can’t figure out how to tell their daughters, they can’t explain to their children. They’re beyond comfort.

And it’s hilarious!

Before diving into these tantrums, outbursts, and general embarrassments of society, we’d like to offer a quick suggestion: tell your daughters that a woman can be successful, have a large family, and not have to choose between the two. Or, just keep crying.